Camp Chaos
Author: Caf Pow
Category: Humor, Romance
Rating: R / P16
Contents: A series of murders at a camp leads the team to go undercover with unforeseen consequences.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, much as i'd like to.
Author's Note: Okay, this is a random fic i came up with, hope you like it. It becomes clearer what is going on in the first chapter.
Prologue
Tim was sitting with his book propped open against his knees on his bunk in a log cabin, he was ignoring the activities going on around him and had shook his head and groaned at Tony's suggestion. It was after this suggestion he left the game of poker and decided to read instead, whilst keeping an eye on the computer screen showing the views of their surveillance cameras outside.
Gibbs, Tony, Ziva, Abby and Jenny were all sat around the floor in a circle, they had two cards each in their hands and three were laid in a line on the floor. Each one was trying to keep their faces straight and were watching each other in silence, Gibbs turned his cards over and placed them down on the floor, 'fold,' this was followed by Abby placing her cards down too, 'fold,' Ziva casually took her turn, 'bet,' next it was Tony's turn.
He looked down at his cards, king of spades and 2 of spaces, he looked at the flop, 6 of spades, ace of diamonds and 10 of spades, he didn't hesitate and opened his mouth, 'bet,' Jenny immediately followed with 'bet.' Tony turned over a fourth card and it was his turn to go first, 'bet' without any hesitation, Jenny looked at the cards and nodded, 'bet,' and Ziva smirked, 'bet.' Tony hunched his shoulders up when he saw the last card laid, and both Jenny and Ziva smirked catching each other's eye.
'Go on Tony, show us what you got,' he placed his cards down in front of him, 'um high king, I was hoping the turn or the river would be a spade,' he added hoping to justify continuing to bet on a losing hand. 'Ziva?' Jenny looked around at her friend, she smiled, '3 aces,' 'ooooooh Tony,' Abby giggled, he looked over at Jenny, 'go on put me out of my misery,' he moaned.
She took great delight in moving the ace of diamonds, ten of spades, and jack of clubs from the community cards and laying her queen of clubs and king of diamonds down between them, 'straight, ace high,' she grinned wickedly looking him up and down. Gibbs gave him a sympathetic look and sighed as Jenny pointed at Tony's shirt, 'lose the shirt,' Tony didn't look too disappointed and removed it quickly.
'I'm just warming up, you two are going down,' he looked directly at Jenny and Ziva who raised their eyebrows and grinned back, Gibbs shook his head, 'obviously you've never played poker with Jenny before, who's deal?' he added casually, silently very glad he knew Jenny's tell and could fold as soon as he spotted it.
Tim looked around after ten minutes more play, Abby had lost her dog collar and jacket and Ziva was missing her waistcoat, unsurprisingly both Jenny and Gibbs were both wearing exactly what they had started with. He shook his head at the groan Tony let out and didn't need to look again to realise Tony was missing his trousers. However he did look around when Tony started jumping around the cabin after beating Jenny, 'Tony stop jumping around, you're only wearing your boxer for gods sake.'
'But I get to choose what item of clothing Jenny has to take off probie,' he did a little celebration dance and turned around to find Gibbs staring at him, 'so what'll it be Tony,' Jenny asked grudgingly, 'well, let's see,' he looked her up and down debating what it would be. Gibbs glared at him, Tony gulped, 'um, your top,' he tried to say casually but it was obvious to a blind man he was brimming with excitement. Tim shook his head, 'how on earth did we get to the point where the Director of NCIS is playing strip poker with the most randy field agent in the agency?'